Memphis Urbanity

Shoe boy

2011-12-31T02:06:00.001-08:00

Millions of shoes.

2011-12-23T22:03:00.001-08:00

The boy with a million shoes

2011-12-22T23:40:00.001-08:00

The boy with a million shoes

2011-12-19T15:47:00.001-08:00

Haha. Random

2011-10-03T21:33:00.001-07:00

Yumyumyum

2011-09-22T20:07:00.001-07:00

Huh? Say what?

2011-07-26T19:34:00.001-07:00

Brought to you by...Kroger.

2011-06-21T19:51:00.001-07:00

Anyone for a nice thick slice of Spotted Dick?

Anime-lian

2011-06-16T21:50:00.000-07:00

Combination Zombie meets the Lobster Mobster

NEVER put banannas in the refridgerator.

2011-06-09T19:20:00.004-07:00

eww put that away

2011-06-09T19:20:00.003-07:00

Give us a little kiss.

2011-06-09T19:20:00.001-07:00

I just farted

2011-06-09T19:19:00.005-07:00

Froggy who would a wooing go.

2011-06-09T19:19:00.003-07:00

Ass of a froggy-who-would-a-wooing-go.

2011-06-09T19:19:00.001-07:00

Moonface

2011-06-09T19:16:00.002-07:00

Girls just wanna have fun.

2011-06-09T19:16:00.001-07:00

Uhhh. Yea. Chop my weiners up please

2011-06-09T19:13:00.001-07:00

A few random pix i have...

2011-05-26T13:02:00.000-07:00

This guy is Gurning.

Hey Mom, check out my eye.

Mays I Purreeezee have some snackZ

SnackZ for me too, pleeze!

I do I do I do love my Mexican sista....

A day at the zoo....

2011-03-24T20:10:00.000-07:00

He is asking her what the skid marks are on his movie screen.

It was a day of skirts and boots...Oh yea...for sure.A lovely fall day it twas...all the big bootied gals donned their boots and went a walkin' thru the zoo.

And yet another skirt-boot zooscooter.

Always bring your brightly wrapped gifts to the zoo. You never know whose birthday it might be..

Now this gal, I just couldn't get enuf of....she was doodied up like she was going to a bar. Not a club. A beerjoint bar. My hubbie liked her though, he got lots of photos of her for me while I wrangled the kiddies.

Old Lizard breath getting some good luck sugar from the laughing budda.

Some more Memphis memorabilia

2011-03-24T13:38:00.000-07:00

When Unsure as of what to do with old bric a brac and old toilets and what have you, just build them into a retaining wall. Why didn't I think of that??

An old dog statue goes great here.

Here we have an old Celtic tub of some sort. I would love to have that myself.

Here is the long view from my minivan window...The wall is impressively long.

Here is a toilet water tank and a caddy grill, down at the end is this really cool motif of an "earth mamma". I think I will have to go back and retake that one.

Need to recycle your old bowling balls? My grand daughter mistook them for cannon balls. Silly girl.

Two toilet bowls and 5 bowling balllllllls. (I've got the 12 days of crimmus song in my head for some reason).

One spoked hubcap

And a double sink next to a red water hydrant.........

She Crab Soup.....Much meaner than He Crab soup.

2011-03-21T01:35:00.001-07:00

and she gets a shelf all to herself..cuz she's so mean.

A Haggy kind of day...

2011-03-06T10:09:00.002-08:00

2011-03-06T10:09:00.001-08:00

Dead on arrival

2011-03-02T14:54:00.001-08:00

Grass grows on vans in Memphis

2011-03-02T14:51:00.000-08:00

Satyr ray

2011-02-16T21:10:00.001-08:00

Walking tree

2011-02-16T20:40:00.001-08:00

Me heart is a taters

2011-01-27T06:44:00.000-08:00

Just in time for Valentine day.

Take a bow

2011-01-13T16:02:00.001-08:00

Creepiest snowman ever

2011-01-13T15:59:00.001-08:00

COUSIN IT

2010-12-28T20:24:00.001-08:00

Caught ya ridin' dirty...

2010-12-28T20:22:00.001-08:00

uH huH...CAUGHT YA

big pickle

2010-11-02T08:38:00.001-07:00

Big papa soupa sours

There is no substitute for...Imitation Bologna

2010-10-18T21:52:00.001-07:00

UNLESS IT IS IMITATION POTTED MEAT!!

Beeze make hunny

2010-10-11T18:20:00.002-07:00

BEEZE

Party on the patio

2010-10-11T18:20:00.001-07:00

SPIDEY HAD A PARTY ON THE PATIO...ALL BY HISSELF. HERSELF. WHATEVER

Ehh Len...and the Crane the Butler Set

2010-10-11T18:17:00.001-07:00

The famous EHHLen and Crane the Butler set.

Big Pussy and shoe

2010-09-20T19:24:00.001-07:00

Big pussy and shoe.

Hot town, summer in the city, back of my neck feelin dirty and gritty...

2010-09-20T19:20:00.001-07:00

elefant the bellefant

2010-09-20T19:18:00.001-07:00

hand carved weirdie elephant dude

2010-09-20T19:16:00.001-07:00

Sweet little GTO

2010-09-08T08:16:00.001-07:00

Classy Classic

cuda

2010-09-08T08:14:00.001-07:00

Calm Down,( children under 16 what??), It weighs less than a pound. Holds about 1 purse.

2010-09-08T08:13:00.001-07:00

Its just a plastic table people!!

2010-09-08T08:12:00.001-07:00

Hotter than hell in August

2010-09-08T08:11:00.004-07:00

Tummy ache

2010-09-08T08:11:00.003-07:00

Cute Baby Feet

2010-09-08T08:11:00.001-07:00

Frankenstein Feet

2010-09-08T08:09:00.000-07:00

Swole and dusty

2010-09-08T08:08:00.001-07:00

Napping Alpaca

2010-09-08T08:07:00.001-07:00

Big Moo Watusi

2010-09-08T08:05:00.001-07:00

It sez, "Paddle Faster, I hear banjos"

2010-09-08T08:03:00.001-07:00

Wheel of Phobia

2010-09-08T08:01:00.001-07:00

Sponge Bob at the Delta Fair

2010-09-08T08:00:00.001-07:00

testes i mean teats and testeses

2010-06-08T22:32:00.001-07:00

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Junk to tickle your fancy

2010-06-02T20:20:00.000-07:00

Frequent themes in Mountain View, mammy dolls and strange interspecies pairing..Tasteless yet timeless

2010-05-31T14:32:00.001-07:00

Random things in an ozark Junktique store.

2010-05-24T14:15:00.000-07:00

Ozark Urbanity, or should I say ruRALity

2010-05-23T21:34:00.000-07:00

It's me, howdy!!

I guess you heard THAT!!

Wire musicians are all the rage!

A little of the local yokels doing their Saturday nite jams.

Well, DUH!! Really???

2010-04-12T22:26:00.000-07:00

Whew, I thought I was having a bad hair day...

Old stoney

Flutterbys having a fruit snack

Really? Can you eat something called "clumpy?"

499-oink?

Back yardigans

2010-04-12T17:00:00.000-07:00

DRAYONFLY SEZ:

Chattanooga Urbanity=See rock city

2010-04-05T15:37:00.000-07:00

ZE Cow Jumped over ZE Moon after we ate the mushrooms

Cinderella's pimpride

Humpty Dumpty before he smoked the crack pipe

3 escaped Inmates of Fort Pillow

This ain't Charlotte and that ain't porriage.

Beautiful day in the neighborhood...

2010-03-10T14:34:00.000-08:00

Seussian Shrubs Unkempt

Don't you love Seussian Shrubs?

Double Toppers

Photogenic squirrel on nut break

All my friends know the low rider

Carnival Food...year 'round. Nuff said.

Wonder if they left his tail off, on porpoise?

Multi

Media

Fence building

ISpy the pots and pans...and do you see the naked woman?

What to do with rusty rims? Install them in your wall of random shit.

I got my Eye. On. Ya.

Domo Ara Gotto, Mr. Robot-o. Domo.

Walking toward our fair city's Jail.......201 poplar

2010-02-24T21:36:00.000-08:00

How many of you out there know YOUR jail's address?

Only In Memphis.....

Walking from the parking lot, you are greeted to the bustling facility by a friendly wire mariachi band. It sits right outside of no, not a Mexican restaurant like you would think, but its outside of a Bail Bondsman (one of about 20 on the block.)

Jail is big biznezz in Memphizz. Crossing the street to get over there is potentially fatal.
I am not making this up.

AYE YA YA YA WELCOME TO 201 POPLAR

YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO

DON'T THINK FOR ONE MINUTE WE AREN'T WATCHING YOU

AYE YA YA YA....WELCOME TO 201 POPLAR...

SMILE YOUR ON DEBO'S CAMERA.......

SITTING IN THE PICK UP LINE AT SCHOOL. CARS ARE US.

More of the Random-ness that is in my 'hood

2010-02-09T19:53:00.000-08:00

My most favorite-ist bush-tree-shrub. I pass it every day. Right now its not too busy.

One day Im thinkin' Lala is gonna be open for bizness. But I wonder what shes got in there beside ice cream.

Who needs a bus stop when you got an old bench seat and a lean to shed thing?

And here we have a tree grazer, the gyraffasaurusogator.

Take me to your leader...earth people.

Not Exactly in Memphis but............

2010-02-04T21:04:00.000-08:00

Thought ya'll might like them anyway......I was wandering around an incredible Antique and Collectibles place in Louisville, Ky one day while waiting for my husband to finish up at his convention, and I found these remnants from a carnival down in the basement of this huge old place.
It was supercreepy and awesum. Lots of dark corners and architectural arches and the whole single lightbulb hanging from a wire thing.........wooooooooooooooo

This guy was inside a fortune tellers cage and I had to stick my hand in to get the photo...that totally creeped (crept) me out. I just knew something was gonna grab me.

I found this unlikely fellow in a corner by the wall of the big steel pans and torture gadgets down in the cellar, standing amongst clamp-ish implements of pain and long spikey farm equipment that this city girl has no use for.

and here we have the monster of ceremonies.........Sivad. Or at least what's left of him. Step right up and try your luck.....

Now here is a reasonable facsimile of my exhusband. Just kidding. Sort of.
He is just sitting down there in Hot Springs, Ark at the alligator farm, just waiting for somebody to love him again. His ex-girlfriend, Ariel, ran off with the circus and left him high and dry..........snicker snicker......

2010-01-28T14:06:00.000-08:00

Site seein...

A tomater holder to go with yer tomater fork

I really hate you can't see it but this guy is seriously "getting down" on an electric type guitar at a very busy corner, with no amps or anything connected to it. Pretty random, really. He may be crazy.

Lemme kill yer weeds

Weeds he done kilt.

2010-01-28T13:57:00.000-08:00

Don't ya just love to say it out loud? Pickle in a pouch!!!

Painting windows red is a strange concept......

The Memphis Peabody. Duck is not on the menu.

This just about sums up memphis, Elvis, souvenirs, and the airport. Casinos are in Mississippi, but just a little ways out of the way.

Come get your blue hair here.

Jesus was in Kroger today

2010-01-04T21:45:00.001-08:00

I think he needed stamps.

The tongue series

2009-12-08T20:24:00.000-08:00

I love these three knuckle heads, they are always wisecracking, and when you step on their face, they give you a bruise on your foot with their nose.

This odd feller rather resembles my exhusband...in a merman kinda way.

"Happy Birf day.......Now, I'm going to lick this ice cream without moving my spooooon"

Someone told them about fecal management systems.

Clownin at the hospital

2009-11-25T09:11:00.000-08:00

Now this clownish feller is just a-strutting like a peacock, a very tall man with multiple layers of womens clothing, including a velveeten midi skirt, white socks rolled up jeans and a purse to match his red coat. The head wear matches nothing. I wanted to get a frontal, but he was moving too fast.

Clown feet of a clown radiology tech.

2009-11-15T20:03:00.000-08:00

Remember...Its all about community....

2009-09-15T21:46:00.001-07:00